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Privacy Policy

Last updated: 29 June 2026 · Version 1.0

The one-tissue summary

We don't collect your data. We don't want it. We wouldn't know what to do with it. No accounts, no sign-in, no analytics, no ads, no trackers, no location. Everything happens on your phone and stays there. The bus is fictional. So is the data harvesting — there isn't any.

1 Who we are

Bus 3rd is a parody / comedy app published by Deployku Pte Ltd, a company registered in Singapore ("we", "us", "our"). This policy explains what we do — and mostly don't do — with your information when you use the Bus 3rd app or this website.

Got a question? admin@deployku.com. We reply faster than the 88 arrives.

2 What we collect

Nothing. Genuinely. Bus 3rd is built as a self-contained joke and does not collect, transmit, or store any personal data about you. Specifically:

  • No accounts You don't sign up, log in, or hand over a phone number or email.
  • No location We never read your GPS. The "live map" is hand-drawn and the bus drives into the sea regardless of where you actually are.
  • No analytics No usage tracking, no crash reporting that identifies you, no behavioural profiling.
  • No ads No advertising SDKs, no ad IDs, no third-party ad networks.
  • No trackers No cookies for tracking, no fingerprinting, no shadowy data brokers.

On the Google Play Data safety form this is the wonderful row labelled Data Not Collected.

3 Stuff that stays on your phone

A few things live locally on your device only so the app can remember your preferences — for example your saved stops and settings. We can't see any of it, it never leaves your phone, and deleting the app deletes it with you. Like a tissue packet on a seat, it's yours until you walk away.

4 Notifications

Bus 3rd can send you delightfully unhelpful notifications (e.g. "Someone choped your seat with a tissue 🧻"). These are local notifications generated on your own device. There is no server pushing them, no messaging service profiling you, and nothing is sent anywhere. You can switch them off in your phone's settings any time.

5 Third parties

We don't share your data with anyone — because we don't have any to share. No selling, no renting, no "trusted partners". The app makes no calls to external servers or third-party services for its core functionality.

6 Children

Bus 3rd is silly, harmless fun. Because we collect no personal data from anyone, we collect none from children either. It is, however, a parody and should not be relied upon by anyone — of any age — to actually catch a bus.

7 Your rights

Under Singapore's Personal Data Protection Act (PDPA) you have rights to access, correct, and delete personal data we hold about you. The plot twist: we hold none, so there's nothing to access, correct, or delete. If you'd like to confirm that for yourself, email admin@deployku.com and we'll happily tell you the same thing in a more formal font.

8 Changes to this policy

If we ever change how the app works in a way that affects your privacy, we'll update this page and bump the version number at the top. Continuing to enjoy the app after an update means you're cool with the current version.

9 Contact

Deployku Pte Ltd · Singapore
admin@deployku.com

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